why is this a momentous occasion, you might ask? i haven't been to a mister donut in 11 years, and i thought they only existed in japan, and it is THE BEST donut place EVER. do not even speak to me about krispy kreme or any other such nonsense. they are nothing.
these are the ones i tasted, minus the panda lion.
also they have donuts called happy sticks.
since i stayed for six hours, you might ask, why? i already partially explained that part, and that is not part of this story. you might also ask, did you really just sit there eating donuts for six hours? no, of course not. for those connoisseurs like me who love mister donut so much, they provide nourishment sets (displayed by charis).
here is my nourishment set.
another wonderful thing about mister donut is that it is no smoking. this is surely a noteworthy place, both in china and japan, but more so in china. every restaurant for the most part is smoky, you just expect it and don't even comment on it. mister donut was blissfully smoke free, with signs everywhere announcing the fact that smoking is not allowed, even little signs permanently attached to every table. except when a group of men comes in and starts smoking. i thought, really? someone will tell them to stop soon. but i forgot momentarily that i was in china. no one that worked there said anything at all or even seemed to look at them or notice them. not surprising actually. rules are mostly suggestions. even in the metro, there are security scanners that you are supposed to put your bags through before entering, but i must have walked past about half a dozen times on our many metro rides without being stopped or even quite realizing that i really was supposed to take my bag off and put it through the machine. the security people stood off to the side and didn't move a muscle or say one word as we just walked past with our backpacks. eventually one security person said "excuse me" once in a low voice that i happened to hear and we realized that maybe they really did mean it and started scanning our bags after that. i think i am going to be desensitized in some way to expectations that society has when i return to the US... anyway, so at mister donut, these people are still smoking, and i hear them calling for someone who works there to come over. i thought, aha, now they will not be able to avoid "noticing" that people are smoking and will have to tell them to stop. well, clearly the lady working there realized they were smoking, when the men asked for an ash tray. she told them that they don't have those here, proceeded to pick up one of their finished cigarettes off the floor, said a few more things, and left them there. since i didn't understand all the chinese, i don't know if she actually told them that smoking is not allowed or asked them to stop, but they stopped after that, either for one of the above reasons, or for lack of an ash tray. but that didn't stop another man from coming in later and smoking unhindered for quite a while. i live in china. and there is mister donut. yessss
in case you are thinking i'm crazy, of course krispy kreme or whatever or however it's spelled is just as good or probably better, you are wrong (just accept it). and if you are not wrong, if you taste mister donut and you really think krispy kreme is better and you would rather eat it everyday of your life than mister donut, then i pity you, because your life will be monotonous. my friends who were with me heard me talking up mister donut for weeks, literally weeks, and when they had it, they were not disappointed. when you visit me and i take you to shanghai, i will gladly take you there to experience the amazingness for yourself.
You crack me up. Now I want donuts. But I know they won't live up to the amazingness that is Mister Donut. *sigh* I am sad.
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Perhaps we should have never taken you to Mister Donut in Japan. See what it's done? But if we hadn't taken you to Mister Donut, we would have had to go there secretly without you! Glad you opted for some "nourishment" rather than indulge in donuts for six hours!
ReplyDeleteI don't even like donuts, but reading this makes me want to try some!
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